Fish in the Tree

2009-12-03T18:12:00.000-08:00

The most bizarre occurance happened tonight. I was playing with our dog, Trixie, decided I was going to freak her out by trying to convince her that she had a bug on her. So I started to make a creepy crawly hand motion on the middle of her back, where she couldn't see my hand (or my arm for that matter). Trixie's (the dog's) , eyes widened, expressing the classic "Say whuuut?!?" as she squirmed partially on her side. When she couldn't repel or identify the mysterious attacker, she farted the foulest stench that any posterior has erupted in the presence of my nose. Do I want to know why that motion triggered such a ghastly responce? I don't think so.

Speaking of Dogs, I'm so excited! :D My parents are finally letting me have a puppy of my very own! (Trixie is considered my mother's dog, since that's where her loyalty lies.) Anyways, if you have any training tips, feel free to let me know! :D

Do you have any pets? Feel free to let me know? :D (In the comments section of this post, of course. As I've said before. :3)

2009-10-26T11:51:00.000-07:00

You know how Spider-man travels throughout the city by swinging from web to web? Well, Here's the following reactions that I think the people in the city would have to it:

1. Viewed as a form of vandalism. Business would hire janitors just to clean up the leftover strings.
2. Various Baddies could collect the webs and analyze its molecular structure to figure out how to defend themselves against it more efficiently.
3. People would collect it for one of two reasons:
a. They'd want to keep it as a souvenir.
b. They'd want to sell it on ebay for others who'd want to keep it as a souvenir.
4. Spider-man would get the pants sued off of him. (You know you were thinking it. XD)

So, how do you think people would respond to the webs Spider-man leaves lying around? Please feel free to leave your opinion in the comments sections of this post! :D

2009-10-09T12:48:00.000-07:00

I've never been very good at puzzles. I'd be working and working on it, but no matter how long I work on it, I still wouldn't be able to figure out how come the pieces I'd managed to fit together didn't match the picture on the box. That is-'till my brother looks at it and says "Why do you have the puzzle upside down?" ^.^U

My brother is fantastic with puzzles. He finished a HUGE puzzle a couple years back. A Six Thousand piece puzzle of Noah's Ark. He worked on it for about a year before he finished. I think he gets that trait from my Grandpa (on my Dad's side). Though, my granpa probably got that ability since there really isn't anything else to do where he lives.

What's the largest (pieces wise) puzzle you've ever completed? Feel free to post your answer in the comments section of this post. ^.^

2009-10-05T12:33:00.000-07:00

I was just reminiscing on something that happened when I was in second grade.

I was sitting on a stationary bike while watching T.V. The room I was in used to be the garage, but it had carpet put down over the concrete (The crappy flat kind that's usually put down at schools or businesses.) . Anyways, somehow I got the bright idea to start rocking the bike from side to side. It was fun at first, but the fun died quickly when it began to actually FALL OVER. I managed to jump off before it landed, however, I did not land on my feet. I ended up having to wear a cast for several months because of my idiocy.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done? Feel free to answer this question in the comments section of this post.

2009-10-01T16:12:00.000-07:00

Don't you hate it when media lies straight to your face? For example, those Oust commercials? Total BS! (BS as in Bogus Stuff, I don't cuss :P)

I mean, there was this HUGE bombshell in the toilet the other day, and it didn't do a thing! (And the toilet was flushed, just so you know.) I ousted the Oust from the house from that day on. Febreeze works much better at eliminating odors. If anything, Oust always says the opposite of the truth, just like the majority of other commercials. Which is exactly why I prefer computers any day.

Which do you prefer, television or computers? Please post your answer in the comments section of this post.

2009-09-29T12:02:00.000-07:00

I'm so happy! Recently my Dad bought an Mp3 video player for me. It has eight gigs of memory, plus it can play more file formats that an ipod can't! Plus you don't have to sinc the songs to it like you do with an ipod. All you have to do is copy paste! On the downside, however, my Mp3 player has to be charged by a computer. D:

Here's a picture of it:
http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=8954438&st=NWZE438&lp=1&type=product&cp=1&id=1216423923491

What do you use to listen to music? Please let me know in the comments section of this post.

2009-09-25T12:03:00.000-07:00

Recently, I've gained the desire to make a toilet door. Basically, you take a wooden door, cut a hole in it (About where the peep-hole would be), put the toilet seat over it and oila! A toilet seat door. It would be much more interesting to lift the toilet seat lid to see whose on the other side rather than using a peep-hole! Too bad my parents said no. T.T

Speaking of toilets, I had the weirdest dream once. It was about, that nobody knew it, but toilets were actually teleportation devices to other dimensions. All you had to do was flush the toilet, and jump in Mary Poppins style while the water was still swirling. Then you'd pop out of another toilet somewhere else. I actually met Mario in the dream. I discovered that the pipes that Mario uses to teleport are connected to all the toilets. I also remember popping out of one toilet, and seeing a HUGE pile of poo beside it and thought "So THATS where all of it goes..."

Anyways, what's the weirdest dream you've ever had? Feel free to post your answer in the comments section of this post.